Self care is using 7 bath bombs at once then chugging the bathwater and astral projecting into the nearest alternate dimension lush store to fight the glittery avocado-scented version of urself that actually has their shit together
anyone else feel like they missed the entire month of october. And the entire month of september. and the whole summer. and everything before that. anyone else passively floating through space and time. anyone else feeling like a member of the audience in a movie theater screening their own consciousness who’s just sitting back and eating snacks while everything plays out before them
(Source: tofuimpala)
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
(Source: forbes30under30medialuminary)
